What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?